says he's fine. he is not fine.

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Dork standing alone in the rain, looking sad

status update

"I'm okay, actually."

He says this a lot. Usually while standing alone in the rain for no clear reason. Nobody's pushing back on it. Someone probably should.

the crack in the story

Thought nobody was watching.

Bought flowers for himself. Cried a little. Insists this never happened.

Dork crying quietly next to a vase of flowers, thinking he's alone

That's DORK.